The Knight Of The Living Dead. . . In Living Memory Of Totalitarian Unitarian "Citizens' Police Officer" aka U*U COP Peter Kohl. . .
It seems that in all the Big Fat U*U hU*Uplah arising from "Less Than Silent Knight" Garrison Keillor kicking U*Us in the X M*as tree balls for Christmas, and various other Big Fat U*U distractions, I somehow managed to forget to freely and (ir)responsibly commemorate the passing of that great *champion* of corpse-cold Montreal Unitarians "The Knight Of The Living Dead" Peter Kohl known U*U World-wide as U*U COP. Yes, December 27th 2009 marked the second anniversary of the passing of "The Knight Of The Living Dead" aka U*U COP just months after he managed to gain his 15 minutes worth of U*U World fame, to say nothing of *real* world fame, by *immortalizing* himself in my U*UTube videos docU*Umenting the visibly vigorous vigilante vandalism of this Totalitarian Unitarian "Citizens' Police Officer".
Oh well, at least they are a lot more entertaining than any U*UTube videos of U*Us in inaction. . .
And in that these U*UTube videos *are* quite entertaining, while being quite educational about how Totalitarian Unitarians go to considerable (and quite foolish) lengths to try to censor and suppress criticism and dissent and/or intimidate critics and dissenters into silence, I will celebrate the passing of the Year Of Our Lord 2009 by providing U*Us with a little U*UTube film festival featuring "The Knight Of The Living Dead" aka U*U COP.
And to think that U*Us accuse me of harrassment. . .
AFA*I*AC the simple act of dying, which everybody in the whole wide U*U World is thoroughly capable of doing no matter how incompetent they may be in other aspects of life. . . does not provide immU*Unity from legitimate criticism (or even thoroughly earned ridicU*Ule) although it *may* provide some temporary respite for a few weeks or months if I am feeling generous and somewhat compassionate towards the friends and family of the quite literally corpse-cold Unitarian in question. These U*UTube videos record a little slice of Unitarian*Universalist history, as do my blog posts about the late and quite lamentable U*U historian (to say nothing of U*U history maker) Rev. Dr. Timothy W. Jensen, so the fact that Peter Kohl *is* history should not prevent me, or otherwise disU*Uade me, from reminding U*Us about this shameful episode of Big Fat U*U Vigilante Vandalism every now and then. . . With "knights" like Peter Kohl, to say nothing of "champions" like Elizabeth Champion-Speyer, who needs enemies U*Us?
Come to think of it. . . I must get around to posting the vitriol filled aka hate filled letter to the editor that corpse-cold Montreal Unitarian Elizabeth Champion-Speyer once wrote about your's truly before she is quite literally a corpse-cold Montreal Unitarian like her crone*y Peter Kohl and all those other "aging and dwindling" Montreal Unitarian U*U hypocrites. I should also get around to following up my post about corpse-cold Montreal Unitarian Rev. Charles Eddis' rather *old*, "obsolete", and effectively fraudU*Ulent U*U religious propaganda en*titled 'What Unitarians And Universalists Believe'* before he too is quite literally a corpse-cold Montreal Unitarian. To all those paranoid corpse-cold Unitarians who *pretend* in paranoid and/or perjurious depositions to Montreal police and Quebec Crown prosecutors that I want to murder Montreal Unitarians à la Jim David Adkisson all I can say is, even if that was true which is not the case at all, why would I bother to put aging U*U hypocrites out of their miserly U*U misery when so many of these Big Fat U*U Geriatrics will die of old age and other natural causes like PneU*Umonia and Pig-Headed U*U Swine FlU*U any day now?
* WARNING! Big Fat U*U PDF file. . .
Oh well, at least they are a lot more entertaining than any U*UTube videos of U*Us in inaction. . .
And in that these U*UTube videos *are* quite entertaining, while being quite educational about how Totalitarian Unitarians go to considerable (and quite foolish) lengths to try to censor and suppress criticism and dissent and/or intimidate critics and dissenters into silence, I will celebrate the passing of the Year Of Our Lord 2009 by providing U*Us with a little U*UTube film festival featuring "The Knight Of The Living Dead" aka U*U COP.
And to think that U*Us accuse me of harrassment. . .
AFA*I*AC the simple act of dying, which everybody in the whole wide U*U World is thoroughly capable of doing no matter how incompetent they may be in other aspects of life. . . does not provide immU*Unity from legitimate criticism (or even thoroughly earned ridicU*Ule) although it *may* provide some temporary respite for a few weeks or months if I am feeling generous and somewhat compassionate towards the friends and family of the quite literally corpse-cold Unitarian in question. These U*UTube videos record a little slice of Unitarian*Universalist history, as do my blog posts about the late and quite lamentable U*U historian (to say nothing of U*U history maker) Rev. Dr. Timothy W. Jensen, so the fact that Peter Kohl *is* history should not prevent me, or otherwise disU*Uade me, from reminding U*Us about this shameful episode of Big Fat U*U Vigilante Vandalism every now and then. . . With "knights" like Peter Kohl, to say nothing of "champions" like Elizabeth Champion-Speyer, who needs enemies U*Us?
Come to think of it. . . I must get around to posting the vitriol filled aka hate filled letter to the editor that corpse-cold Montreal Unitarian Elizabeth Champion-Speyer once wrote about your's truly before she is quite literally a corpse-cold Montreal Unitarian like her crone*y Peter Kohl and all those other "aging and dwindling" Montreal Unitarian U*U hypocrites. I should also get around to following up my post about corpse-cold Montreal Unitarian Rev. Charles Eddis' rather *old*, "obsolete", and effectively fraudU*Ulent U*U religious propaganda en*titled 'What Unitarians And Universalists Believe'* before he too is quite literally a corpse-cold Montreal Unitarian. To all those paranoid corpse-cold Unitarians who *pretend* in paranoid and/or perjurious depositions to Montreal police and Quebec Crown prosecutors that I want to murder Montreal Unitarians à la Jim David Adkisson all I can say is, even if that was true which is not the case at all, why would I bother to put aging U*U hypocrites out of their miserly U*U misery when so many of these Big Fat U*U Geriatrics will die of old age and other natural causes like PneU*Umonia and Pig-Headed U*U Swine FlU*U any day now?
* WARNING! Big Fat U*U PDF file. . .
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