The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here -

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Yet Another Unitarian Universalist Acronym And A Dirty U*U Joke I Dug Up In The Corpse-Cold Unitarian Blog Graveyard. . .

Here's a big fat U*U acronym and four letter word dirty joke that I quite serendipitously dug up in the UU blog graveyard minutes ago -

A refined older woman walks into a print shop and asks the man if she could have some business cards made up.

"Sure what that would be easy, what would you like printed on it?"

She opens her purse and hands that man a slip of paper, on which is written -


"We believe in the motive force of love."

Service With A Smile
Most Sundays


The printer is quite taken aback,

"I can't print this I'd be run out of town, I would never have expected this from a woman of your age and standing in the community!"

She too is shocked, but by the printer's unexpected response to her simple request, and. . . while storming out of his shop, exclaims -

"The members of the First Unitarian Church of Kennebunk, Maine will hear about this!"


Forgive me U*Us for correcting some typos and otherwise cleaning up this dirty U*U joke aka Unitarian joke.

Believe it or not U*Us there is in fact a First Unitarian Church of Kennebunk, Maine, however this U*U church astutely avoids the unfortunate U*U acronym FUCK by officially referring to itself as the First Parish Unitarian Universalist Church of Kennebunk.

Not that the acronym FPUUCK is all *that* much better than FUCK.

Of course an anagram of *that* big fat U*U acronym would provide U*Us with yet another Unitarian*Universalist FUCK UP ass it were, and the "tiny, declining, fringe religion" known U*U World*Wide as The U*U Movementâ„¢ certainly doesn't need any more big fat U*U *fuck ups* than it already has. . . No U*Us? :-)

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