Yet Another Unitarian Universalist Acronym And A Dirty U*U Joke I Dug Up In The Corpse-Cold Unitarian Blog Graveyard. . .
Here's a big fat U*U acronym and four letter word dirty joke that I quite serendipitously dug up in the UU blog graveyard minutes ago -
A refined older woman walks into a print shop and asks the man if she could have some business cards made up.
"Sure what that would be easy, what would you like printed on it?"
She opens her purse and hands that man a slip of paper, on which is written -
FUCK ME
"We believe in the motive force of love."
Service With A Smile
Most Sundays
207-985-3825
fuck.me@hotmail.com
The printer is quite taken aback,
"I can't print this I'd be run out of town, I would never have expected this from a woman of your age and standing in the community!"
She too is shocked, but by the printer's unexpected response to her simple request, and. . . while storming out of his shop, exclaims -
"The members of the First Unitarian Church of Kennebunk, Maine will hear about this!"
ROTFLMU*UO!
Forgive me U*Us for correcting some typos and otherwise cleaning up this dirty U*U joke aka Unitarian joke.
Believe it or not U*Us there is in fact a First Unitarian Church of Kennebunk, Maine, however this U*U church astutely avoids the unfortunate U*U acronym FUCK by officially referring to itself as the First Parish Unitarian Universalist Church of Kennebunk.
Not that the acronym FPUUCK is all *that* much better than FUCK.
Of course an anagram of *that* big fat U*U acronym would provide U*Us with yet another Unitarian*Universalist FUCK UP ass it were, and the "tiny, declining, fringe religion" known U*U World*Wide as The U*U Movement™ certainly doesn't need any more big fat U*U *fuck ups* than it already has. . . No U*Us? :-)
A refined older woman walks into a print shop and asks the man if she could have some business cards made up.
"Sure what that would be easy, what would you like printed on it?"
She opens her purse and hands that man a slip of paper, on which is written -
"We believe in the motive force of love."
Service With A Smile
Most Sundays
207-985-3825
fuck.me@hotmail.com
The printer is quite taken aback,
"I can't print this I'd be run out of town, I would never have expected this from a woman of your age and standing in the community!"
She too is shocked, but by the printer's unexpected response to her simple request, and. . . while storming out of his shop, exclaims -
"The members of the First Unitarian Church of Kennebunk, Maine will hear about this!"
ROTFLMU*UO!
Forgive me U*Us for correcting some typos and otherwise cleaning up this dirty U*U joke aka Unitarian joke.
Believe it or not U*Us there is in fact a First Unitarian Church of Kennebunk, Maine, however this U*U church astutely avoids the unfortunate U*U acronym FUCK by officially referring to itself as the First Parish Unitarian Universalist Church of Kennebunk.
Not that the acronym FPUUCK is all *that* much better than FUCK.
Of course an anagram of *that* big fat U*U acronym would provide U*Us with yet another Unitarian*Universalist FUCK UP ass it were, and the "tiny, declining, fringe religion" known U*U World*Wide as The U*U Movement™ certainly doesn't need any more big fat U*U *fuck ups* than it already has. . . No U*Us? :-)
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