Fundamentalist Atheist Asshole And All Round Big Fat ASS* P. Z. Myers And Unitarian*Universalism What's The Connection?

OK U*Us, to the best of my knowledge. . . fundamentalist atheist asshole, and Atheist Supremacist Spokesperson, aka ASS P.Z. Myers is not a member of any Unitarian*Universalist "church" aka "Welcoming Congregation" and therefore the "less than PC" P. Z. is not officially a Unitarian*Universalist aka a member in The U*U Movement. He is however something of an obnoxious asshole which interconnects him to the ever so inclusive U ass*to*risk U acronym for The U*U Movement that "less than stellar" CUC Executive Director Mary Bennett ever so U*Unilateraly decided would be the brandspanking new "corporate identity" of the tiny, declining, fringe religion known as Unitarian*Universalism about this time six "less than lucky" years ago now. . .

Besides being what former UUA President Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens would probably call an "obnoxious atheist", P.Z. Myers is what I like to refer to as a "fundamentalist atheist" if not an outright Atheist Supremacist. In fact P.Z. Myers' obnoxious assholism seems to be strongly interconnected with, and interdependent with, his brand of offensive "in your face" anti-religious militant atheism. P.Z. Myers is thus what Rev. Victoria Weinstein might call a "poster boy" for the species of intolerant and obnoxious "fundamentalist atheist" anti-religious bigot who is not only very welcome to be a member of any number of "Humanist" dominated U*U "Welcoming Congregations" but who could even be ordained as an ever so "Humanist" U*U minister like the "obnoxious atheist" "Humansist" U*U minister Rev. Ray Drennan as just one *example*. . .

So, besides the fact that "obnoxious asshole" P.Z. Myers *could* be a member of The U*U Movement, there is almost no question that the Atheist Supremacist Spokesperson aka ASS P. Z. Myers has a good number of like-minded "obnoxious atheist" Unitarian*Universalists numbered amongst his fan base and supporters, or what this atheist thug apparently likes to refer to as his "gang". The Emerson Avenger thus hereby "honors" the "less than honorable" fundamentalist atheist P. Z. Myers by making him an honorary U*U today so that he may be in the "less than esteemed" company of his fellow Atheist Supremacist pompous ASS Richard Dawkins who is also a "less than honorable" honorary U*U in The Emerson Avenger's books. . .

Today's brand*spanking new TEA blog post was brought to U*Us by Almighty Google and Statcounter. As I was checking my ever increasing web statistics earlier today it came to my attention that P. Z. Myers has the "less than proud" distinction being the subject of a TEA blog posts that currently ranks number one in Google when someone runs a search for -

fundamentalist asshole

Most ironically, the kind of person who would be most likely to run such a Google search would be a fundamentalist atheist of the likes of the not so good professer Paul Zachary Myers and members of his thuggish "gang" of obnoxious militant fundamentalist atheists if not Atheist Supremacists. . .

I dare say that The Emerson Avenger's "vengeance" is a dish best served with Google! :-)

Of course posting a big fat honorary U*U "heads up" comment on atheist AssHat P. Z. Myers' Pharyngula blog runs a close second. . .

Here is the comment that I left on The New Wave of Evangelist Creationism blog post of P.Z. Myers' Pharyngula "science" blog earlier today notifying honorary "obnoxious atheist" U*U P. Z. Myers of his "less than lucky" status in a Google search for fundamentalist asshole. P. Z. Myers can consider my comment to be an early X M*as *present* from up your's truly -

"Get to work on it, gang."

The key word here being *gang* P.Z.?

Thanks for providing a barrel of laughs this morning P.Z. I just discovered that you are currently ranked Numbero Uno aka Number One aka #1 in Google when someone runs a search for -

fundamentalist asshole

Seriously P.Z.

Just enter -

fundamentalist asshole

into Google's search term window and then click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

As they say. . .

It works for me! :-)

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