The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here -

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

A Big Fat U*U Rectal Thermometer For Taking The Temperature Of Corpse Cold Unitarian Congregations

I love it!

The writer of the UU Growth Blog just shared with me that the UCC has a CHURCH VITALITY website. Remember, Big Fat U*U Growth is a consequence of health and vitality which makes this site their headquarters for supporting church growth.

One of the resources on *this* site is a Big Fat U*U Rectal ThermoMeter, a *tool* designed to help U*Us take the temperature of a Corpse-Cold Unitarian Congregation. This fits in well with our conversation from our blog of the month.

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  1. First TEA noted Michael Durall’s list of 10 characteristics inhibiting U*U growth from the Almost Church Revisited.
  2. Then I shared a list of Seven Principles essential for church health from the CU*UC website.
  3. Butt now we have a "less than nice" tool for checking a Corpse-Cold Unitarian congregation’s temperature!

The Emerson Avenger's Big Fat U*U Rectal ThermoMeter asks U*Us to rate to what extent the following are true for your U*U congregation as a whole.

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Anonymous Peter Bowden said...

Yes, unfortunately some of our congregations already have toe tags on them. Hopefully a thorough probing will alert those still with us that there is work to be done. Hope you have a happy holiday season.

Thursday, December 10, 2009 2:23:00 pm  
Blogger Robin Edgar said...

Thank you for your comment Peter. Indeed there are more than a few Corpse*Cold Unitarian*Universalist Churches in more ways than one, even if some of them might be described as "The Living Dead" going on in U*U Zombie mode while being "less than alive".

The Emerson Avenger is all for a thorough probing of the U*U World with the U*U Jihad Army's inappropriately culturally appropriated Hippie Drill dreaded U*U World*wide as The U*U Drill. ;-)

I will continue on my merry way being the OU*Utrageous "bad cop" of the U*U World since the UUA and Unitarian Church of Montreal not only obstinately refuse to allow me to play a good cop role, but quite happily allow "less than excellent" U*U ministers to use insulting and defamatory language to speak scornfully and in derogation of me and other people, as well as demonizing and marginalizing me in other quite serious ways.

Hopefully you don't mind *too* much if I plagU*Urize or poke fun at some of your blog posts etc. in order to get my message across. I bear no ill will to you personally but may at times provide some "less than constructive" criticism which hopefully you and other U*Us will respond to by working to improve the Big Fast U*U Product. ;-)

When you get chances to do so please tell other U*Us that I *really* would prefer to play a good cop role, as much fun as it can be being "The Dark Knight of the U*U World" and the SU*Upreme Commander of my U*U Jihad Armed Forces. :-)

I will have a very happy holiday season and brand*spanking new New Near if the UUA and Unitarian Church of Montreal respond appropriately to the most recent "electronic communications" I have sent to them or will send to them in the coming days. Unfortunately they cannot be counted upon to do so. Au contraire they can be pretty much counted upon to repond in a manner that totally disregards the claimed principles and ideals of The U*U Movement and even outright violates them. Big Fat U*U Time will tell but I am not holding my breath. . .

I wish you and yours a happy holiday season too.

May I suggest that, since today is the Fourth Day of Chalica that you gtake the time to engage in a free and responsible search for the truth and meaning of what I am saying in this blog post and elsewhere on this blog? I know you want to be upbeat about U*Uism and present it at its best, but when "the best" that U*Us can do is "less than excellent" at best and "doing their worst" at worst, *someone* has to do something about it.

Seasons *Gratings* ;-)

The Emerson Avenger

Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:24:00 pm  
Blogger Robin Edgar said...

Obviously I meant to say the Big Fat U*U Product rather than the Big Fast U*U Product. Having said that however, it *has* occurred to me in the past that Unitarian*Universalism is the "less than nourishing" if not quite head "fattening" "fast food" of the religious world. About this time four Big Fat U*U Years ago now. . .

Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:35:00 pm  
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 12:26:00 pm  
Blogger Robin Edgar said...

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Since it is so (in)appropriate I will let it stand but I reserve the right to move commercial SPAM to the U*U Hole.

Sunday, February 07, 2010 1:24:00 pm  

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