The Third Day Of Chalica Is Wednesday aka Woden`s Day And It Is Dedicated To Acceptance Of One Another And Encouragement To Spiritual Growth
In Big Fat U*U Congregations, or indeed tiny declining fringe U*U "churches", *some* of which, if not many of which, are tiny declining fringe "churches" precisely because they do not actually honor and uphold the Third Principle of The Tiny Declining Fringe Religion™ by which Unitarian*Universalists aka U*Us "covenant" to affirm and promote acceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth in U*U congregations. The Chalica website says -
Wednesday: We light our chalice foracceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth in our congregations.
- Give gift(s) to honour fellow Unitarians and their spiritual journey.
Examples:
- a chalice / book / hymnal
- extend words of peace or forgiveness to a fellow Unitarian with whom you may have hurt / not understood in the past
- offer / take part in an event at your church / with your congregation
- church potluck
The Emerson Avenger will hereby proceed to celebrate the Third Day of Chalica by lighting a Big Fat U*U Chalice under the Big Fat U*U Asses of outrageously hypocritical U*Us who make a total mockery of the Third Principle of Unitarian*Universalism in various ways. Some of these U*U hypocrites can be "less than politely" but quite justifiably described as Crazy AssHats since their outrageously hypocritical U*U Asses are happen to be anally impaled on their Big Fat U*U Heads. . . If some Big Fat U*U Heads get singed a bit in the process of lighting a Big Fat U*U Chalice under their hypocritical asses I guess we will just have to consider that to be "collateral damage".
The Biggest And Fattest Crazy U*U AssHat of them ALL may well be former UUA President Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens who made a total mockery of the Third Principle of Unitarian*Universalism, to say nothing of the six other Big Fat U*U Principles. . . by *pretending* that my clergy misconduct complaint arising from Rev. Ray Drennan's intolerant and bigotted lack of acceptance of me, and his insulting and abusive discouragement of my spiritual growth at the Unitarian Church of Montreal, such as by contemptuously dismissing my revelatory religious experience as "your psychotic experience", his belittling and maligning of my monotheistic Unitarian religious beliefs as nothing but "silliness and fantasy", and his false and malicious demonizing and marginalizing of Creation Day as "your cult", was not worthy of investigation. Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens' grossly negligent and effectively complicit response to my legitimate clergy misconduct complaint against the "obnoxious atheist" bigot Rev. Ray Drennan may be read in full in the TEA blog entitled 'Former UUA President Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens' Less Than Excellent Ministry. . .' Above and beyond *that* well documented lack of acceptance of me, and complete disregard for most other U*U principles, Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens actually pressured the leadership of the Unitarian Church of Montreal to expel me from their alleged Unitarian Church years before they finally got around to doing just that. . . if I am to believe what former UCM Vice-President John Pike told me over a decade ago now.
Did I forget to mention that self-professed "Christian" Unitarian U*U President John Buehrens expressed complete incredulity that I had undergone any kind of revelatory experience of God whereby a message or two might have been received, and that he reinforced Rev. Ray Drennan's suggestion that I was psychotic by expressing his Big Fat U*U Opinion that I had a "personality disorder" in a private email that the person he sent it to kindly forwarded to me years ago? In fact Rev. Dr. Buehrens incredulity was so complete that it would appear that he believes that it is possible for *anyone* to receive *any* revelation from God? How can a Big Fat "Christian" U*U believe that pray tell?
I can't imagine what personality disorder the "less than brilliant" Reverend Doctor John Buehrens might suffer from himself, well to be honest I can of course *imagine* aka *pretend*. . . but I do seem to recall that this Big Fat U*U Crazy AssHat was quite closely ass*ociated with the Arlington Street Church in Boston where Mr. U*U BDSM, the ravishing Desmond Ravenstone, is most welcome to hang around and crack his Big Fat U*U Bullwhip from time to time. Who knows? Maybe the Rev. Dr. John Buehrens is the Big Fat U*U Minister who "chaperoned" Desmond Ravenstone's erotic spirituality workshops at the Arlington Street Church.
In any case. . . The Dagger Of Sweet Reason, SU*Upreme Commander of the U*U Jihad Armed Forces, in his SU*Upreme WisdU*Umb has U*Unilaterally decided to modify one of the U*U Jihad Army's culturally appropriated William Tecumseh Sherman M-4E4 Flamethrower tanks into a Big Fat U*U Flaming Chalice to light under Big Fat U*U Hypocrite Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens' outrageously hypocritical Big Fat U*U ass today. :-)
I CAN! I CAN!
More Big Fat U*U Flame War to come. . . :-)
Wednesday: We light our chalice foracceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth in our congregations.
- Give gift(s) to honour fellow Unitarians and their spiritual journey.
Examples:
- a chalice / book / hymnal
- extend words of peace or forgiveness to a fellow Unitarian with whom you may have hurt / not understood in the past
- offer / take part in an event at your church / with your congregation
- church potluck
The Emerson Avenger will hereby proceed to celebrate the Third Day of Chalica by lighting a Big Fat U*U Chalice under the Big Fat U*U Asses of outrageously hypocritical U*Us who make a total mockery of the Third Principle of Unitarian*Universalism in various ways. Some of these U*U hypocrites can be "less than politely" but quite justifiably described as Crazy AssHats since their outrageously hypocritical U*U Asses are happen to be anally impaled on their Big Fat U*U Heads. . . If some Big Fat U*U Heads get singed a bit in the process of lighting a Big Fat U*U Chalice under their hypocritical asses I guess we will just have to consider that to be "collateral damage".
The Biggest And Fattest Crazy U*U AssHat of them ALL may well be former UUA President Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens who made a total mockery of the Third Principle of Unitarian*Universalism, to say nothing of the six other Big Fat U*U Principles. . . by *pretending* that my clergy misconduct complaint arising from Rev. Ray Drennan's intolerant and bigotted lack of acceptance of me, and his insulting and abusive discouragement of my spiritual growth at the Unitarian Church of Montreal, such as by contemptuously dismissing my revelatory religious experience as "your psychotic experience", his belittling and maligning of my monotheistic Unitarian religious beliefs as nothing but "silliness and fantasy", and his false and malicious demonizing and marginalizing of Creation Day as "your cult", was not worthy of investigation. Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens' grossly negligent and effectively complicit response to my legitimate clergy misconduct complaint against the "obnoxious atheist" bigot Rev. Ray Drennan may be read in full in the TEA blog entitled 'Former UUA President Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens' Less Than Excellent Ministry. . .' Above and beyond *that* well documented lack of acceptance of me, and complete disregard for most other U*U principles, Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens actually pressured the leadership of the Unitarian Church of Montreal to expel me from their alleged Unitarian Church years before they finally got around to doing just that. . . if I am to believe what former UCM Vice-President John Pike told me over a decade ago now.
Did I forget to mention that self-professed "Christian" Unitarian U*U President John Buehrens expressed complete incredulity that I had undergone any kind of revelatory experience of God whereby a message or two might have been received, and that he reinforced Rev. Ray Drennan's suggestion that I was psychotic by expressing his Big Fat U*U Opinion that I had a "personality disorder" in a private email that the person he sent it to kindly forwarded to me years ago? In fact Rev. Dr. Buehrens incredulity was so complete that it would appear that he believes that it is possible for *anyone* to receive *any* revelation from God? How can a Big Fat "Christian" U*U believe that pray tell?
I can't imagine what personality disorder the "less than brilliant" Reverend Doctor John Buehrens might suffer from himself, well to be honest I can of course *imagine* aka *pretend*. . . but I do seem to recall that this Big Fat U*U Crazy AssHat was quite closely ass*ociated with the Arlington Street Church in Boston where Mr. U*U BDSM, the ravishing Desmond Ravenstone, is most welcome to hang around and crack his Big Fat U*U Bullwhip from time to time. Who knows? Maybe the Rev. Dr. John Buehrens is the Big Fat U*U Minister who "chaperoned" Desmond Ravenstone's erotic spirituality workshops at the Arlington Street Church.
In any case. . . The Dagger Of Sweet Reason, SU*Upreme Commander of the U*U Jihad Armed Forces, in his SU*Upreme WisdU*Umb has U*Unilaterally decided to modify one of the U*U Jihad Army's culturally appropriated William Tecumseh Sherman M-4E4 Flamethrower tanks into a Big Fat U*U Flaming Chalice to light under Big Fat U*U Hypocrite Rev. Dr. John A* Buehrens' outrageously hypocritical Big Fat U*U ass today. :-)
I CAN! I CAN!
More Big Fat U*U Flame War to come. . . :-)
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