The Emerson Avenger: Could I Interest Corpse-Cold Unitarian*Universalist U*Us In A Date With Elvis? Just How Far *Can* Too Far Go U*Us?

The Emerson Avenger

The Emerson Avenger is a "memory hole" free blog where censorship is scorned. This blog will "guard the right to know" about any injustices and abuses that corrupt Unitarian Universalism. Posters may speak and argue freely, according to conscience, about any injustices and abuses, or indeed hypocrisy, that they may know about so that the Avenger, in the form of justice and redress, may come surely and swiftly. . . "Slowly, slowly the Avenger comes, but comes surely." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

About Me

Name: Robin Edgar

Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

In 1992 I underwent a profound revelatory experience of God which revealed that the total solar eclipse "Eye of God" is a "Sign in the Heavens" that symbolizes God's divine omniscience. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan of the Unitarian Church of Montreal contemptuously dismissed as my "psychotic experience" here: http://revelationisnotsealed.homestead.com - This revelatory religious experience inspired me to propose an inter-religious celebration of Creation that would take place whenever a total solar eclipse took place over our planet. You may read about what Rev. Ray Drennan and other leading members of the Unitarian Church of Montreal falsely and maliciously labeled as a "cult" here: http://creationday.homestead.com - I am now an excommunicated Unitarian whose "alternative spiritual practice" includes publicly exposing and denouncing Unitarian*Universalist injustices, abuses, and hypocrisy. The Emerson Avenger blog will serve that purpose for me and hopefully others will share their concerns here. Dee Miller's term DIM Thinking is used frequently and appropriately on this blog. You may read more about what DIM Thinking is here - http://www.takecourage.org/defining.htm

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Could I Interest Corpse-Cold UnitarianUniversalist UUs In A Date With Elvis? Just How Far Can Too Far Go U*Us?

U*U blogger Braidwood is desperately seeking a date on the 'eHarmony is free from now until Jan 3rd' post of her Authentic Threads blog today. I considered waggishly offering her a date with the dreaded Emerson Avenger but then thought the better of it. . . Then I thought of suggesting that she *might* want a date with Elvis since I happen to be a fan of The Cramps and once owned *their* A Date With Elvis recording. I mean, let's face it U*Us, what more could any corpse-cold Unitarian want than a date with Elvis, or some other corpse-cold celebrity? :-) Butt seriously, I have nothing personal against Braidwood, and therefore imposed a restraining order against myself aka refrained from waggishly suggesting a date with Elvis to her. Anyway, for all I know, she might be more interested in a date with Elvira.

Still. . .

This train of thought *did* remind me that I have been meaning to use one or two songs of The Cramps to poke fun at hypocritical U*Us as part of my U*Us Face The Music campaign. For some strange reason I can't help but think of U*Us in general, and Peacebang in particular. . . whenever I hear The Cramps song 'How Far Can Too Far Go?'. . .

So, without further ado, here is a U*UTube video of The Cramps song 'How Far Can Too Far Go' along with its questionable questioning lyrics courtesy of The Emerson Avenger. Just think of it as being included amongst my ways of burning a Big Fat U*U Question Mark in front of hypocritical U*Us -

Stick `em up baby. Reach for the sky.
Here`s somethin` new U*Us might like to try. . .
I know a place that`s far from here
where the squares they won`t come near

How far?
Yeah! How far?
Ooh How far baby?
How far can too far go?