Were U Star U Wars aka U Asterisk U Wars *Really* A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away?

Were U Star U Wars aka U Asterisk U Wars *really* a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?

More to the point. . .

Do U*Us really have a snowball's hope in the Hell that U*Us don't believe in of winning the U Asterisk U War of the Big Fat U*U World?